"I hate math! Do you like math? I sure don't! Espicially when we take-a-way and when we borrow. Do you like to take-a-way or borrow? I don't. But I sure do love to add."
IF I HAD $100
"I would save it until I had $120 and I could buy anything I wanted. I would buy a barbie lamberginy and I could drive. I could even drive down the road to my friends house. Her name is Jennifer. Try to guess her last name. Can you guess? I guess not. It is _______. Her name is Jennifer ________. Now do you know? I guess you do. Me and her are mabe going to make a club. The End. "
MY TEACHER THINKS I AM...
"A good reader and speller. I am going to spell one word for you. Super fragalistic expie aladosias. It may not be right but I tried. One more word: Dictionary."
IF I LOST MY LUNCH MONEY
"I would panic. And then go tell a teacher. Then I would cry. But Superman's on the way. He gave me an idea. I will charge. And pay back tommrow. And then Superman left. And I paid back."
P.S. My spellchecker was going crazy!!